felting


the act of stroking another person’s pubic hair, as one would pet an animal.
“did you get laid last night?”
“naw, i started felting her, but she stopped me.”
the art of making small, usually adorable stuffed things out of felt and embroidery thread. also may involve the use of googly eyes, b-ttons, and other miscellaneous objects.
j.p. – “hey, would you want to go to the diner tonight?”
nina – “yeah, sure, just as long as afterward we can spend many hours felting.”

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