Felton-ator
(pr-nounced: fel-ton-aye-tor)
a feltonator refers to actor tom felton, who plays draco malfoy in “harry potter” as simply calling him “tom felton” is not enough.
this is because he:
1. has blonde hair with an english accent.
2. eats pizza in foreign countries.
3. has a wand in his pants (or pocket).
he is also secretly evil as he swoons young female “harry potter” fans off their feet by simply existing.
i can’t wait til hp 7! tom felton is such a felton-ator!
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