Female Balk
the act in which a female deceives a male target in order to draw attention. the penalty of such a balk, like that of a balk by a pitcher in baseball, shall be the awarding of the next “base” to the male.
“dude i met an 8 at the bar, but when i took her home and reached up her shirt, i found out her bra was 4 1/2″ thick. i immediately called her female balk and was ent-tled to a dry handy.”
“i reached into her pants and started to touch her cl-t, but she wouldn’t let me go any further. turns out she was on her period, as if she didn’t know this when i met her at the bar. balk! i was immediately awarded her mouth.”
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