female bassist


a female b-ssist is a girl who’s too tough to sing and too cool to play guitar. often stereotyped as lesbian for high amounts of testosterone (a b-ss is a really heavy, four-stringed guitar). like other b-ssists, female b-ssists come in two styles: reserved and cool, or freaking insane.
drummer: crashboompowkashing
guitarist: dweedddledwee
singer: na na na na
female b-ssist: doo doo doo duh doo

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