female chauvinist pig
a female person who thinks men are merely objects to be used for pleasure, esthetic value or labour. it’s common place to see these in the form of teenage girls bullying young boys; in fact, most bullies seen in recent years are female.
example 1:
(female chauvinist pig): go fight some wars and do things that benefit my life.
(male): why don’t you do that for me, honey?
(female chauvinist pig): because i’m not a f-cking man, am i?
example 2:
(14-year-old female chauvinist pig): get out of my seat right now, you f-cking ugly sh-t!
(harmless young boy): but… t-this isn’t your seat, sophia…
(14-year-old female chauvinist pig): get out now or i’ll punch you in the face, you little sh-t!
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