female email
a female e-mail is when somebody sends you a single text that is so long it turns into multiple text messages.
“dude what the f-ck did you have to female email me like that for? it made no sense. just call me next time it will take both of us less time to figure out what you are trying to tell me,” you say.
“whats a female email?” he asks.
“it is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a b-tch to read, like you just did. it was five messages scattered in a f-cked up order! it took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying.” you say.
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