female flesh lettuce


please refer to the definition of ffl for even more clarification.

female flesh lettuce is the extended form of ffl. in short, the l-b– (or v-g-n- lips) resemble leaves from a head of romaine lettuce, though in fleshy form.
the ingredients for a flesh salad are…
-a few leaves of fresh female flesh lettuce
-a teaspoon of thousand island dressing
-vigorous tossing

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