Female Hockey Player


the best type of female athlete in the world, of course. they are beautiful, healthy, and in shape. (:
me, the female hockey player. of course.
a girl who partic-p-tes compet-tively in a violent sport that was designed for men. usually very butch or super sl-tty. hated by figure skaters around the world. very athletic with strong endurance.
“that girl dancing like a man must be a female hockey player”

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