Female Lapper


an erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves t-tty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.
matt: i’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and i’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.

laura: sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, i’m in.
the act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.
mattie v: yo, hattan…we have to get you a female lapper.

hattan: sure thing, but what’s in it for me?
used as a verb, it is a highly erotic act of pleasure performed for a single male by two shorties frequenting an adult entertainment establishment. it involves a wilingness on the parts of all parties to enter a state of shangri-la while being serviced by the staff.
“hey laura and kristin, lets go get us some pooty-tang and show matt the real meaning of female lapper!

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