female rationalization hamster
rationalization hamster – it is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. when faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. in the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.
female – i know it is not his baby, but if i don’t tell him that, it’s not actually a lie. after all, i won’t be hurting his feelings.
guy – wow! so you believe it’s not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?
female – it just happened like that. i was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. so it’s not my fault, you see.
guy – d-mn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
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