femdouche
femdouche: a new hybrid female version of the cl-ssic male douchebag. femdouches can be identified by scantily clothed gym selfies on twitter an instagram, hash tagged with several things such as “#fitspo” “#traininsane” “#fitfam” etc. femdouches thrive off instagram likes and retweets.
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