Femen

a mixture of feces and s-m-n. when hardened, is stronger than diamond. sometimes refered to as seces.
hobo: “my p-n-s is covered in femen after that dirty -n-l s-x.”

guy: “you got femen in my peanut b-tter.”
flatulent party guest: “no, you got peanut b-tter in my femen!”
beautiful bridesmaid: “wait, you’re both right!”

poor woman: “of all the things that keep me up at night, femen is definitely the stickiest.”
a feman is another way of saying ‘sh-m-l-‘.
omg…she looks like a feman!
a hetereos-xual male with feminine charicteristics. crying while watching chick flicks, the oc, the bachelor, or james blunt performances are all charicteristics of the feman. femen may masquerade as musicians, playhwrites, or models. feman are usually wine experts. the typical feman owns a pair of high end jeans (7s, deisel, etc.) and dresses in vintage clothing. femen also lack muscle tone.

femen are p-ssive aggressive, but will never engage in a physical conflict. a feman would urinate in someone’s living room during a party, but when confronted would apologize and do anything to avoid a physical altercation.
blake do you have to pre-party for the golden globes? you are such a feman!

or

when justin timerlake got punk’d he was a total feman. he just let the irs guys break his stuff and started crying.
a female with facial or bodily male characteristics
why you with that fe-man yo?

khloe kardashian, sarah jessica parker, china
female s-xual discharge; v-g-n-l fluid
i went to finger her, but she was already so hot with femen that i just went ahead and f-cked her brains out!
the substance that is produced after man on man, or man on woman, -n-l s-x-without a condom. also known as: shum.
after a night of -ss rogering, i filled the toilet with femen.