femi-mainists

a specific type of person of female s-x persuasion who; doesn’t date men or lesbian females. femi-mainists are best cl-ssified as the exact opposite of bi-s-xual. this type of person usually doesn’t talk much because she does not like male attention. they prefer the company of other femi-mainists but since it can be hard to find others that hold this same set of values they often can be found playing halo on an xbox in there house alone. isolation and video games are key aspects of this type of person and femi-mainists will always be a female.

a femi-mainists bares close resemblance to a female “video game geek” with the one exception on the strict practice of only playing halo and an obsession with the master chief.

the femi-mainist movement was given birth shortly after the release of the first halo and continued to prosper after the release of halo 2. femi-mainists are becoming more and more a rarity and with the upcoming release of halo 3 they will all but become invisible to the public eye as they well all retreat into an underground network of tunnels where they will live out the reminder of their lives playing halo. their moms will need to play a much larger role in providing for their well being while they are lost in halo.

jake: “wow kristin plays a lot of halo on her xbox!”
kevin: “ya i know, she’s such a femi-mainist!”

antonia: “did you know i’m a lesbian?”
kevin: “really?”
antonia: “well no i’m not actually.”
kevin: “oh that’s a good thing because if you were then you would not be a femi-mainist. femi-mainists don’t like men or lesbians; they just like the master chief.”
antonia: “kevin! what the h-ll are femi-maisists?
kevin: “well antonia i put a definition on the urban dictionary. maybe you should try looking it up in your free time or something. please don’t kill me!”
antonia: “ok i’ll let you live this time but dont let it happen again or you shall feel my wrath. and leave kristin alone, she is busy beating halo 2 for the 99999999’th time and doesn’t want any distractions…espesialy one as distracting and attractive as you.”
kevin: “oh antonia!”
antonia: “oh kmo!”
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a specific type of person of female s-x persuasion who doesnt date men but also is not a lesbian. this type of person usualy doesnt talk much because she does not like male attention. they preffer the company of other femi-mainists but since it can be hard to find others that hold this same set of values they often can be found playing halo on an xbox in there house alone. isolation and video games are key aspects of this type of person and femi-mainists will always be a female.
plural: femi-mainist
jake: “wow kristin plays a lot of halo on her xbox!”
kevin: “ya i know, she’s such a femi-mainist!”

antonia: “did you know im a lesbian?”
kevin: “realy?”
antonia: “well no im not actualy.”
kevin: “oh thats a good thing because if you were then you would not be a femi-mainist. femi-mainists dont like men or lesbians, they just like the master chief.”
antonia: “kevin! what the h-ll are femi-maisists?
kevin: “well antonia i put a defenition on the urban dictionary. maby try looking it up in your free time or something.”