femipanion
a female friend with whom you often cuddle and make the humpy-humpies, and who sometimes fries bananas for you and is generally a pretty awesome person that you’re awful keen on. she’s also likely a ninja.
“so, last week my femipanion and i ran really fast on the railroad tracks and got some thai food before we watched ‘yellow submarine.’ i’m awful keen on her.”
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