Femlock


a computer-controlled automobile locking system which simultaneously locks all four doors of the vehicle regardless of the driver’s preference, in theory to frustrate the forcible removal and abduction of female occupants, and then leaves them locked after the driver exists.
male driver struggling to open his locked reardoor while balancing his menards merchandise: d-mn femlocks! i thought thought that door was open; i sure as h-ll didn’t lock it!

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