femme friend
a girl friend who is girlie and fashionable, always a pleasant acquaintance, a modern and fun best friend, someone you like to go shopping with, someone who you share feminine secrets or tendencies with, someone who you can lay next to and don’t mind cuddling with, someone who you have laughed so hard you cried and worked out your abs with, someone who you can say “i love you” to without a doubt.
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a male friend who when things ‘pop-off’, or the proverbial ‘sh-t hits the fan’, instead of backing up his friends, he hightails it downwind.
“i sure wish j.d. was at that party when that fight broke out instead of our femmefriend.”
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