fempathy
a particular form of empathy that can only be produced by females. all male attempts at empathy come across as shallow gestures in comparison.
when their friend’s parakeet died, mark’s bouquet of flowers and dinner invitation to their friend were like a cheap greeting card in comparison to darci’s fempathy.
the fake portrayal of empathy in order to appear sincere, often used with the opposite s-x.
“can i come over to your place? my girlfriend’s cat died and i’m worried she’s beginning to notice my fempathy.”
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