femurgasm
when you grab someone in the muscles right above their knee on the right and left sides while they aren’t expecting it. it can be very shocking. almost -rg-smic.
(you cant do it to yourself, so dont even try)
note: not a s-xual act
that dude p-ssed me off, so i gave him multiple femurgasms while he was sleeping.
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