fender food
the indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car – usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occ-ssionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..
“step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, sir?”
“er.. a dog?”
“wearing a wristw-tch?”
“haha er.. god made me do it!”
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