Feral Mouse
aka; smelly/smosh
ferallious mousious; contrary to popular belief, feral mouse isn’t actually a rodent of any sort. nor is he feral in any sense.
a noctural creature, feral mouse prefers to grace the streets under the cloak of night, where he can paint any city pretty. not limited to spray-paint, he’s also known to create unique works of art in the form of puke. the only time you’ll see feral mouse in daylight; is when he gets the mid-day munchies and expeditions to his local tesco’s.
warning: feral mouse’s are known to faint while waiting in line to be served at counters, so keep a clear distance!
to spot a feral mouse, you’ll need to keep your eyes peeled on the blazed english lad complaining about how loud everyone’s being while climbing through someones open window; or the hobo-in-training, marching a one-man silent protest for the sake of protesting.
universally stubborn. he doesn’t like being told what to do. even when told to ‘do your washing!’ by g-d herself, he refuses and sparks a j.
a frequent sinner, his hardened wrath is enough to melt any girl to her knees. combined with his guttermind mouth, and unusual talent of being able to touch lady-b-lls on the inside, feral mouse is a sin personified, since 1987.
…thatsferalmouseinanutsh-ll <3 g-d: do your washing! feral mouse: no! g-d: do your washing! feral mouse: no! g-d: do your washing! feral mouse: do yours! g-d: do your washing! feral mouse: -sparks a j- g-d: do your washing! feral mouse: -tokes- g-d: do your washing! feral mouse: -blows smoke in g-ds face- g-d: do your washing! feral mouse: -ignores g-d- g-d: do your... heh. g-d: fine. g-d: ...i'll do it ...you bully!
Read Also:
- Spark Plug Blowjob
the repayment your partner gives you for properly tuning up their car. “i still owe you that spark plug bl-wj-b”
- Scramin'
artfully running, more then likely from police. done in most part by scramsters. dude i was just scramin’, the cops almost got me!
- Fergus Piper
another definition of these two words is tw-t. he always turns his back on a girl and talks to her mum instead. you’re such a fergus piper!
- scrodum guzzler
a person who takes the scrodum of a man and inserts it into their mouth and guzzles it with pleasure. yo, dont be a scrodum guzzler!!!!
- Gag Job
a variation on the bl-w j-b in which the man has intercourse with a woman’s (or a man’s) mouth, grabbing her head and forcing his p-n-s so deep into the receiver’s mouth that it goes down the throat, resulting in gagging, choking, and hopefully vomiting on his genitalia. also, the gagger can voluntarily choke herself […]