Ferger
(insult or to make fun of) to be hairy,fat, and smell of trash.
you are a ferger you know that, so go shave, take a run, and then when your all done take a shower you smell like trash.
a person that is related to a monkey
dude that persons so harry he looks like some kind of ferger
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