ferret face


someone who has minimal lips and no chin
the tv show m-a-s-h included major frank burns, aka “ferret face”.
when a man or woman has a mustache so thick that it looks as if a ferret, has crawled up on their face. usually you cant hear what they are saying whatsoever because of that huge mustache.
“omg i couldnt hear that stupid ferretface at the -ssembly”
“i know right? his stache had its own zip code bro”
“lmao”
someone with a fat face, skinny body, dark hair and light skin. just resembles a ferret. idealy has “jewish” looking hair (curly)
that erika girl has a ferret face

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