Ferretologist


one who specializes in the art of raising ferrets, and is usually quite knowledgable in all things ferret oriented. one well adversed in their care and wellbeing. a wannabe doctor for ferrets, that can’t afford veterinary college.
i have to take pookie to my ferretologist, because pookie is biting the other ferrets, and i can’t get her to eat her expensive ferret treats.

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