Ferretology
the belief(religion) in the ferret way of life.
lying in hammocks all day. running around with your head in potato chip bags. tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. h–rding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.
and in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.
man, ever since i switched over to ferretology my life has been so much happier.
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