Fertig
to -j-c-l-t- while flaccid without the -ssistance or need of a female.
bro, i fertiged all over the floor.
did she jack you off? nah, i fertiged.
to urinate in a trash can while drunk because iit seems like the right thing to do
what are you doing?
i fertiged in the trashcan
why?
its what you do!!
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