Fertility Pouch


the layer of fatty skin on top of the abs that stretches when a woman becomes pregnant. women that are too skinny do not have a fertility pouch and as a result have stomachs that stretch awkwardly during a typical nine-month pregnancy. after giving birth the fertility pouch allows the skin to return to its pre-conception state
thank god for my fertility pouch. after giving birth to liz, that extra bit of skin really helped my abs stay stretch mark free.

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