Fesso
an italian dialect word, probably meaning jerk or loser, though now used to describe clumsy or idiotic people, sometimes people that cause embarr-ssment, or even people that you see to be humorous in just being themselves.
-peter drops his iphone and screen cracks- john- “peter you’re such a fesso!”
-peter rocks up to school wearing a pink lycra suit- john- “peter you look like an absolute fesso”
-peter gains stacks of weight over the summer holidays, and now looks like barney the dinosaur- john- “dad ave you seen peter? what a fesso!”
-peter embarr-sses himself by saying ‘hey’ to a girl and then tripping over and farting at the same time- -john grabs a whiteboard marker and writes fesso on peters head-
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