festa


a girl who is either really nasty (un-hygenic) or who you have no interest in, or both. especially applies if that girl is way too into you or pitifully desperate. comes from verb:festering see def.
man that festa courtney keeps calling me.

ugh, sorry dude that girl is b-tt nasty, just keep ignoring her and she’ll get the message.

doubt it, she keeps showing up at my house man.

ew.
festa is a very rare disease only found in the miami suburb of hialeah. particularly the area surrounding, but not limited to, hialeah senior high. although there is some speculation as to how one can contract it, scientist believe it is via coming in contact with bodily fluids such as skeet] and feces. the disease goes through 79 stages before finally killing the victim in agonizing fashion, usually with the genitalia of the victim falling off.

as of 2006, there is only one known victim in the united states.
boy: i have stage 69 festa.
girl: so all your p-b-s fell off?
boy: yeah.
girl: d-mn.
festa is a female dog’s name. she is often easy to handle and very obedient. she walks very graceful, and is very nice.
what’s the dog’s name” “festa!” “oh that suits perfectly!
this boy has a 1inch c-ck, he is a bald spotty c-nt who likes boys as well..he f-cked a dog!
shaun mccullum
to b-m or suck up 2 another person, as well as interfering or trying to find what some one is up 2.
your mum festarin, seein what u what up 2 the nite before.
if you festa another person by trying to be their friend.

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