Festi Testi


a mans ball sack or p-n-s that is decorated with jewelry from piercings that make it look rather festive.

types of male piercings: ampallang, apadravya, cleopatra, dydoe, frenum, guiche, hafada, prince albert, & trans-scrotal piercing.
at the gay bar the new way to ask another male if he is pierced down there is to ask if they have a “festi testi”.

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