festibros


a group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.
girl 1: wasn’t that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?
girl 2: i’ve totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.
girl 1: total festibros.

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