festikid


pr-nounced: fest-e-kid

a festikid is someone who lives on unemployment and spends what little money he/she has on festivals (e.g. sasquatch, burning man, coach-lla etc.) all year round.
mark: so what do you do?

julie: i work at an it startup in sf. what about you?

mark: well, after i graduated cal i was an activist. but now i’m just living on unemployment and being a festikid.

julie: a festikid?

mark: yeah man, it’s the 2000s, that’s what our generation does.

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