Festiva


s-xy car that gets them panties right off.
omg you drive a festiva!?

-panties come off, intercourse commences-
an extremely small, economical, surprisingly well-built, if not especially cool, little car designed in j-pan by mazda, built in south korea by kia, and sold in the us, known for freakishly great gas milage and freakishly small dimensions; basically a very lame motorcycle with doors
i don’t need any gas money, i’m in the festiva!
small 2 door hatchback offered by ford in the united states from 1987-1993. made under licence from mazda by kia motors. was sold from 1897-1990 as the mazda 121 in europe and the kia pride from 1991-2000 in korea, europe, and the americas. has a 1.3 litre (80.8 cubic in.) engine putting out 63 hp. well maintained festivas can get anywhere from 40-50 mpg.
the ford festiva is the coolest car ever made.
just check out fordfestiva.com and youll see
also get parts at festivamotorsport.com

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