Festival girl


a girl you see at a music festival who is pretty-much perfect.

also she definitely has the exact same music taste as you.

she is also basically the best thing in the world.

a date with festival girl might be overwhelming, but perfect regardless.

festival girl probably has short blond hair and a nice dress, and a backpack.
“i’m going to marry festival girl one day”
“too bad you didn’t even talk to her”
a girl who wears a lot of clothes in order to take them all off.
kris: did you see that girl? she was wearing a scarf, trenchcoat, and burka in the middle of summer!
jack: that sk-nk must be a festival girl!

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