Festival Grass


gr-ss that was once living green lawn, but has succ-mbed to excessive traffic or heat. if you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead gr-ss. typically found in australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.
three days of 40 degree heat and my backyard is just festival gr-ss.

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