Festivalitus


– noun. uncontrolable inability to stop moving and dancing, usually experienced after attending a kick -ss festival. symptoms may also include loss of voice, incessant humming and a greater love for the outdoors”
use in colloqial terms:

marc: “what’s wrong with you dude? your shaking like a leaf?

john: ” dude, just came back from this kick -ss music festival, sang, danced and drank way too much! now i can’t stop moving and thinking of that boys noize set”

john: i think i have festivalitus!

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