Festive Masturbation
looking up weird sh-t on p-rnhub that is festive related
lorna: we were joking about nugget p-rn the other day
emily: why do people look up like ‘naughty elf’ and sh-t on p-rnhub though? like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
festive masturbation my dear friends
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