festivist
a would-be escapist who romanticizes the present instead of everything but the present.
jack: i’m such an escapist. it’s new year’s eve and i’m daydreaming that i’m in times square.
jill: that’s not being an escapist, jack. that’s being a festivist.
jack: i’m such an escapist. we’re in san francisco and i’m daydreaming that it’s the 1960s.
jill: that’s not being an escapist, jack. that’s being a festivist.
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adj. female whom indulges bountifully in festive foods, drinks, and appetizers resulting in a rotund figure while maintaning a certain level of hotness.
queen latifah’s festivist qualities inspired millions of women to look more like oprah winfrey instead of celine dion.
a celibration to replace christmas, in which you sit down with various people that you -ssemble and tell them all the reasons why you dont like them, why they p-ss you off, and wht you think their r-t-rded. then you proceed to beat the f-ck out of them and by doing so you releive stress
i p-ssed up christmas to celabrate festivist
a celibration to replace christmas, in which you sit down with various people that you -ssemble and tell them all the reasons why you dont like them, why they p-ss you off, and wht you think their r-t-rded. then you proceed to beat the f-ck out of them and by doing so you releive stress
i p-ssed up christmas to celabrate festivist
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