fetal position


the act of curling yourself in a ball and crying like a little girl in hopes that your attacker will just go away.
lol that kid just threw himself in the fetal position and sh-t his pants.
a s-xual position consisting of a woman curled up like a fetus and a man lying straight having s-x with her belly b-tton.

the fetal position is intended for use with women who are overweight or have abnormally large belly b-ttons.
“how was last night?”

“lame. fetal position isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.”

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