Fetch the puppy


euphemism for: ‘felch the puppy’, or ‘felch the cute young guy’.
guy 1: are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? you wanna live the berlin experience!
guy 2: no way, i’m gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. he’s all mine.

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