fets fan


an abbreviation for “fake mets fan” or “fake jets fan.”
this term is usually used when a fan to either the mets or the jets does something un-fan-like such as not knowing a player, not knowing a team fact or missing a game, etc…
“yoni, your such a fets fan. how could you have missed that game?”
“how do you not know who the running back is elliot? your such a fets fan.”

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