Fetus Fuckers United (FFU)
fetus f-ckers united (ffu) is a recent organization, which consists of f-cking and eating fetuses on a daily bases. there are many different levels of hierarchy, but the goal is the same to all members of the ffu; to eat and f-ck as many fetuses as a lifetime can offer.
the society is made up of many weomen and less men, so the fetus supply is plentiful. iniat-tion includes; make an art peice out of the fetuses’ torn and twisted and deformed body parts. also you must sacrifice your first unborn.
guy a: “hey has anyone seen jim?”
girl a: “i think he went on vacation.”
guy b: “yeah, he said sumthin’ about a new organization that he was going to try to help.”
girl b: “what organization?”
guy b: “i think it’s the the ffu.”
guy a: “what the f-ck is ffu? is it some sort of final fantasy club?”
guy b: “no silly, it’s fetus f-ckers united (ffu)”
guy b: “actually, to come clean, i’ve been a member for six years.”
girl a: “your f-cking nuts, in fact, your all f-cking nuts, im leaving.”
girl b: “why are you still reading this, you have no life. join today!!!!!!!!”
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