Fetus King


an irish man with a red beard who controls every fetus in the world, he summons them and decides their fate as a human being. if the fetus is not right he will eat it right away. he also enjoys f-cking the fetus if he’s up to it.
doctor: im terribly sorry but i have some bad news
parents: what is it doctor!
doctor: your baby was visited by the fetus king during the night and is no more.

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