fever of the anus gland
fever of the -n-s gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence.
think of hiroshima of the -n-s. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.
there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.
there are 5 symptoms:
1) uncontrollable laughter
2) p–ping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)… the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bl–dy dingleberries.
then death.
hitler named the blitz after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the sh-ts, a common name for this condition.
“oh ma gawd, of got fever of the -n-s gland” – the cream of sum yung guy
“gurrd darrrmnit i dun got ma -n-s exploded” – harold p. redneck
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