Few apples short of a fruitcake
someone/something below standards.
when someone is a complete -sshole, with no real motive.
same as:
few fries short of a happy meal
few yards short of a first down
i asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said i deserved it, but i wouldn’t get it. he’s either a total -ss, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.
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