few extra pounds
a euphemism for a “lot of extra pounds”
her personal ad stated “a few extra pounds.”
the way a fat chick gets around admitting she is fat. especially when posting personal ads without pictures. also known as “a little extra padding” or “curvy”.
her: i am 5’2, a few extra pounds blonde hair and blue eyes.
him: what exactly is a few extra pounds?
her: why does it matter, i want a guy to love me for me?
him: so you don’t feel you should have to be honest with him until he is in love with you?
her: fine, last time i weighed myself i was 184 lbs, happy?
him? why would i be happy about wasting my time with a lying b-tch who is almost 200 lbs and thinks that is only “a few extra”.
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