FFB


abbreviation for fatso fatty b-tt. a fatty with a big booty or fat -ss. a lard-ss.
guy #1: “look at her! she has big t-ts. i’m going to try to hook up with her.”

guy #2: “are you kidding? she’s a total ffb.”

guy #1: “really?”

guy #2: “yes. you’re drunk. you’re wearing beer goggles and you’re about to go hogging.
acronym for “f-ck facebook” — generally used by computer programmers who realize how poorly programmed facebook is. also used by facebookers who encounter bugs -ssociated with the poor construction of the site.
wtf??? facebook deleted half my friends!! ffb!!
f-ck. fake. b-tches.
pedro- yeah, shes fake.
emilie- ffb!
pedro- what?
emilie- f-ck fake b-tches.
michele- yessssssssss.
freakin’ friends, baby!
matt hey! look at those girls.
david yeah, they’re like total bff’s.
sara actually, we prefer… ffb’s.
matt and david what!?
sara and taylor freakin’ friends baby!!
fat f-cking b-tch.
my neighbor is a ffb.
future f-ck buddies
we’ll always be bff not ffb….
for a “friend with fringe benefits”.

a close friend of either s-x, who is very intimate, not in as commited a relationship as marriage but not excluding to have all the benefits of a marriage such as cohabiting, sharing confidences, etc.

some explanation:

it started out between my friend and me, as not wanting to call our relationship just ‘friendship’. besides, we had our families, work and other commitments of social construct independent from and of each other. and we were too ‘old’ or ‘old-fashined’ to use the term boy friend/girlfriend, but not old fashioned enough to be prudish about a s-xual relationship that happens when you meet someone ‘special’. hence we were ‘friends’ but having a variety of ‘fringe benefits’!
we are ffb’s who love to travel together frequently, but return to our families and all our other regular activites.

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