ffg
freshly f-cked glow
you got the ffg!
f.f.g. = freshly f-cked grin
the smile found on someone’s face shortly after the act of luuurve.
(at a party) look at that couple coming down the stairs, i know what they’ve been doing, she’s blatantly got f.f.g.
f-ck for grades.
when you f-ck your teacher for good grades.
dude 1: done the essay?
dude 2: no man, gonna ffg
and online emotion or a short hand way of saying “farts feel good”
“man i just had the best one ever ffg…txt me l8tr”
future fat girl…
tell tale signs are:
1. small waist with a double chin
2. child bearing hips
3. thick ankles or cankles
4. flabby under arms
5. often says “i can eat what i want and never gain weight”
6. never loses her “baby fat”
7. describes herself as thick at 10 yrs old
8. has double d t-ts before she gets her first period
9. she has a fat mom
10. jello booty
cindy looks good now but she is a ffg…in 2 yrs her -ss’ll inflate like a life raft.
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