FFS Smuts Backup Palace
possibly the greatest internet forum on the world wide web. a heady mix of music, chat, gossip, nerdiness, fashion, and diabolical intrigue guaranteed to keep you glued to your keyboard for weeks. run by the fragrant and devastatingly beautiful sm-t, the backup palace houses such legendary figures as the might krburg (god of music and p-rn), gemma golightly (always in a happy spliff-induced daze), the guitar uber-geek phil f-ckmeiknowmystuff (cool gang leader), rock steady craig (the rock’s rock), arthur fat fingers (forum apple wh-r-), crimson dob (the drinking woman’s crumpet), the frightening kn-brothtear (faustian nightmare extraordinaire), hong kong jack (flying the flag at the end of the empire), “hoops” dunkin’ duncan (emo maestro), maccyl “my arms are not long ffs!” maccool (long-armed wonder), bangmyc-ck (leeds lothario), joe allatsea and sam gouldylocks (super nerds!), le girl (style maven and super nerd disciple), shola (ffs!), gobby “they’re not neu! tho!” weasel (forum pariah and all-round legend), and carmine (legal eagle). the backup palace includes such awe-inspiring sections as the snootch to the bootch club (the best downloads on the internet), the truly amazing babyjib (cor! what a looker!)’s fashion boutique, the geek’s club, upcoming “what time is everyone getting there ffs?!” gigs section, and the rubbish anti–rs-nal zenon’s sports emporium (run by zenon who doesn’t get a mention here because he is a spud sucker). there are no doubts: truly the greatest forum in history
an average day’s posting on ffs sm-ts backup palace includes:
i told reece that i wasn’t gonna give him blow-job’s no more ad he told me that was fine and could i do -n-l insted. i said yes – the legendary babygal (r.i.f.p.)
i once faced having the chop (though i should have had it anyway being jewish) but i didn’t have to in the end because the canestan worked – the mighty gobsh-te yarbles
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