FFTKM
feel free to kill me.
1. an extreme (sarcastic) way of saying you give up or don’t want to deal with a current situation.
2. a taint or an invitation to your own death (possibly), (or just an altercation that will leave the -ssailant wishing that they had been killed and not humiliated)
3. used to express that you have acquired everything that you could ever want or desire.
phill: i’m going to really mess you up for no reason.
bruce: fftkm (dramatic delay between the f and the t).
(upon reaching your new estate in your preferred method of transportation (license plate bearing the letters fftkm) you are greeted by a room full of beautiful men/women bearing your favorite substance(s))
lucky t-rd: fftkm.
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