Fibonacci clusterfuck
a series of cl-sterf-cks where each successive cl-sterf-ck is equal in magnitude to the sum of the preceding two cl-sterf-cks.
therefore, if “cf” were a standard unit of cl-sterf-ck, the history of a fibonacci cl-sterf-ck project would consist of 0cf, 1cf, 1cf, 2cf, 3cf, 5cf, 8cf, 13cf, … and so on until the incompetent f-cktards running the show have driven off any competent engineers and exhausted all the time and money allocated.
the f-cktards on my project are so incompetent that it has turned into a 2 year long fibonacci cl-sterf-ck. the project is 2 years old and we are 6 years behind schedule.
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